If you drink you are 'Waste'.... if you dont drink you are 'Wasting' your life...
Select the 'Waste' path you want to take
-Rakm0
'Fuckoff' is not something used very frequently... But frequently used on certain days ! -Rakm0
2 days... 2 cities...2 marriages...2 best friends 'lost' !
Business relationship is ironical.... business ends... relationships dont !
-Rakm0
Couples in love are called "love birds" .... Couples in fight are called "Angry birds"
- An update on FB
Rakm0 adds - Couples in marriage are called "Lovely Angry Birds"
FB Please note, though I am single does not mean you will display advts like "Looking for a girlfriend? Find a girlfriend in India". Be FB, dont become a pimp !
Petrol - 73, Dal - 65,
Sachin - 99
Who will reach 100 first ?
This is commonly asked question on FB now. My answer - My weight ;)
-Rakm0
A girl will never ping you on gtalk unless she has some work...
-Rakm0
"Being online....Is not a symbol of being connected !
Its a symbol of being disconnected !!"
-Rakm0
I dont give bullshit.... but I take bullshit..
In this world of biogas.... even shit sells :)
-Rakmo
Life is like a market of mobile phones....you will always find better model....
Ek gayi toh dusri aayegi :D
-Rakmo
Glass like relationship are bound to fail... Glass only seems transparent...
-Rakmo
"Wife redefines life" -> "Give n take" = "Either you give or she takes"......
-Rakmo
(Based on experience of others)
Life is much bigger than you think... So dont try to overplan :P
-Rakmo
Google can find anything...but woman's intelligence :P
-Rakmo
For all singles: The real fun is the process of finding ur true love.... and not true love itself... So u are having real fun
-Rakmo
(Not based on any personal experience.Inspired by an age old adage)
Guest lecturers at B-schools are really 'guest'... They go happy leaving host unhappy... And are still invited next year....
-Rakmo
You need not know English to use TOIlet paper....(coz photos dont have to be read)
Also, TOI defies incremental calculation.... All pages are "Page3"....
-Rakmo
Delhi's weather defies normal curve.... Extremes have higher probability than mean....
-Rakmo
Difference between 'aam janta' & MBAs:
When they see me, following is their reaction
Aam janta - Man, you are overweight
MBA - Dude, considering all the parameters, we would like to conclude that you are overweight or 'underheight'..... We recommend primary/secondary research before arriving at a conclusion... :P
-Rakmo
To err is man.. To point it out & embarrass him is woman...
-Rakmo
To err is man.. To cover it up is woman...
-Omkar
(Inspired from 'To err is human')
.... to be continued.....
